The Most Delicious Weight Loss Recipe Ever!
Take a pound of motivation
and a teaspoonful of hope,
add a pinch of organization,
one slice of cantelope,
some raspberries and peaches,
a pinch of lemon zest,
some spinach and some broccoli,
an egg, fresh from the nest,
a gallon jug of water,
one square of chocolate (dark!),
a salmon steak,
some veggies, baked,
an optional shard of shark,
mix in one cup of applesauce
(no sugar added, please),
combine it with some olive oil
to aid the bend of knees,
a quarter cup of walnuts,
some green tea and some flax,
add 5 or 6 small meals each day,
and, if you want, 2 snacks,
fold in at least one half an hour
of daily exercise
to tone the body’s muscles
and melt those thunder thighs,
no alcohol, but if you must,
a glass of wine with dinner,
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will stoke your fire with protein,
and fill you up, and keep you going,
and help your colon stay clean,
and lest you think the task too hard,
remember in the process,
it’s not perfection that you seek,
but slow and steady progress,
we all will falter now and then,
so heed this remonstration:
combine those fats and sugars with
a ton of moderation,
and to all these ingredients,
you’ll need the proper attitude,
be sure to sprinkle in each day
a huge helping of gratitude,
balance is key, take it from me,
so order that burger with fries,
but do not undermine your efforts
by telling yourself lies,
while once — not twice — each month is fine,
don’t make fried food a habit,
it’s so much better for your body
if you eat more like a rabbit,
fill up on veggies, fruits and nuts,
whole grains, legumes and dried beans,
drink lots of water, get some rest,
and don’t forget the protein,
then laugh, and love, and live your life,
and please, always remember –
to keep yourself whole,
you must feed your soul,
December through November,
So, take it slow — deep breath — there you go –
‘though you may have a nestful,
some work, some play,
then sprinkle through the day
some moments that are restful,
’cause stress can undermine it all,
so eliminate the fretwork,
Here’s to your health!
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